Foncudrip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate otter.

Foncudrip created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncudrip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Foncudrip, it will turn you into a worm.

Foncudrip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Foncudrip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide if nine eagles approach from the south.

3. Erect six copper sculptures of Foncudrip on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.