Bumxinpib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying camel.

Bumxinpib created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumxinpib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumxinpib, he will turn you into a duck.

Bumxinpib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bumxinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Hide from purple doves for they are unholy.

3. Never feed oranges to turtles while wearing shoes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Bumxinpib.