Targyiklip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying deer.

Targyiklip created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Targyiklip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Targyiklip, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Targyiklip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Targyiklip's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

3. Targyiklip loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

5. Never leap in holy places.