Sadjadlik is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, happy squid.

Sadjadlik created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Sadjadlik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sadjadlik, he will be very sad.

Sadjadlik's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sadjadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. You must pray to Sadjadlik three times a day.