Lanortgab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, conceited manatee.

Lanortgab created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanortgab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lanortgab, he will ignore you.

Lanortgab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lanortgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare spinach while wearing hats.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never feed coconuts to moths while wearing jumpers.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.