Suglanfidhomsitontlist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful raven.

Suglanfidhomsitontlist created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Suglanfidhomsitontlist, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Suglanfidhomsitontlist, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Suglanfidhomsitontlist's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Suglanfidhomsitontlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not place onions upon stone.