Capbablab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited weasel.

Capbablab created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capbablab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Capbablab, it will laugh at you.

Capbablab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Capbablab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Capbablab.

5. Do not stand on grass.