Tonfonbud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, quiet capybara.

Tonfonbud created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonfonbud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonfonbud, it will think nothing of it.

Tonfonbud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tonfonbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonfonbud.

5. Never wear violet ear rings on sacred days.