Gabbadhasged Rancadbut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable otter.

Gabbadhasged Rancadbut created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabbadhasged Rancadbut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gabbadhasged Rancadbut, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gabbadhasged Rancadbut's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gabbadhasged Rancadbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

2. Never jump near horses.

3. Do not hurt moths.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look after injured seals.