Xinbamhig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witless dragonfly.

Xinbamhig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Xinbamhig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xinbamhig, he will turn you into a goat.

Xinbamhig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Xinbamhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Do not stand on grass.