Cenhanbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, moody sheep.

Cenhanbarn created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenhanbarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cenhanbarn, it will ignore you.

Cenhanbarn's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cenhanbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never paint your face orange.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.