Bingablogstragmidarndudlig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental coyote.

Bingablogstragmidarndudlig created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bingablogstragmidarndudlig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bingablogstragmidarndudlig, she will turn you into a dog.

Bingablogstragmidarndudlig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bingablogstragmidarndudlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not take Bingablogstragmidarndudlig's name in vain.