Bastflamzim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable jaguar.

Bastflamzim created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastflamzim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bastflamzim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bastflamzim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bastflamzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bastflamzim.