Mutcudlad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, idiotic slug.

Mutcudlad created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcudlad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mutcudlad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Mutcudlad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mutcudlad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never talk about gravity near foxes while wearing indigo tights.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mutcudlad.

4. Never wear yellow coats.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.