Godhombin Linjandab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered mink.

Godhombin Linjandab created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godhombin Linjandab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Godhombin Linjandab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Godhombin Linjandab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Godhombin Linjandab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Do not gather at walls at midday.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.