Cubdadgat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful beaver.

Cubdadgat created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubdadgat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cubdadgat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cubdadgat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cubdadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midnight.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.