Tettispagmutrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong pig.

Tettispagmutrot created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettispagmutrot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tettispagmutrot, she will make you grow a tail.

Tettispagmutrot's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tettispagmutrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Worship no other gods but Tettispagmutrot.