Sogpopmif is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic bee.

Sogpopmif created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogpopmif, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogpopmif, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sogpopmif's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sogpopmif's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

3. Sogpopmif must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Sogpopmif seven times a day.

5. Do not shave your arms.