Kadlip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking butterfly.

Kadlip created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadlip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadlip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kadlip's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kadlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not place corn upon stone.

4. Retreat if eight moths approach from the north.

5. Never prepare gooseberries during summer.