Cublagveg Ranvadmippanghas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful duck.

Cublagveg Ranvadmippanghas created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cublagveg Ranvadmippanghas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cublagveg Ranvadmippanghas, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cublagveg Ranvadmippanghas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cublagveg Ranvadmippanghas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not take Cublagveg Ranvadmippanghas' name in vain.

3. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Put Cublagveg Ranvadmippanghas first in all things.