Fidbotgod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, proud unicorn.

Fidbotgod created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbotgod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fidbotgod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fidbotgod's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fidbotgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

5. Always act with humility.