Riltenjip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive dolphin.

Riltenjip created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riltenjip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Riltenjip, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Riltenjip's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Riltenjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Riltenjip.

4. Never wear yellow tights.

5. Do not kill nematodes.