Siscabcab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective seal.

Siscabcab created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siscabcab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Siscabcab, she will turn you into a mole.

Siscabcab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Siscabcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Never mark doors with orange.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.