Dunnanmis is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, narcissistic
owl.
Dunnanmis created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunnanmis, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dunnanmis, she will try to impress you with trees.
Dunnanmis' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Dunnanmis' Holy Commandments1. Do not wear hats marked with green.
2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.
3. Never gather eight great tits near wells.
4. Shun those given to vanity.
5. Do not consume lentils at dawn.