Dunnanmis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, narcissistic owl.

Dunnanmis created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunnanmis, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dunnanmis, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dunnanmis' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dunnanmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear hats marked with green.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Never gather eight great tits near wells.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Do not consume lentils at dawn.