Rildotnull is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, passionate goat.

Rildotnull created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rildotnull, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rildotnull, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rildotnull's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rildotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rildotnull.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always store tomatoes above ground.