Milzenominvan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, compassionate hare.

Milzenominvan created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milzenominvan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Milzenominvan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Milzenominvan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Milzenominvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never sprint near gulls.

4. Run away if nine voles approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.