Gebmilwip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able octopus.

Gebmilwip created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Gebmilwip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gebmilwip, it will curse you with boils.

Gebmilwip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gebmilwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare limes while filled with pride.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

5. Do not prepare beans while wearing dresses.