Dodyakmet is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish ferret.

Dodyakmet created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodyakmet, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodyakmet, it will destroy your home planet.

Dodyakmet's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dodyakmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dodyakmet.