Dodyakmet is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, unselfish
ferret.
Dodyakmet created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dodyakmet, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Dodyakmet, it will destroy your home planet.
Dodyakmet's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Dodyakmet's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Dodyakmet.