Tonbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair bee.

Tonbot created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tonbot, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tonbot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tonbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never talk about spacetime near pigs while wearing violet stockings and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.

4. Never handle zinc while unclean.

5. Never gather seven hamsters in one place.