Nelcincab Rawhubfas is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome warg.

Nelcincab Rawhubfas created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Nelcincab Rawhubfas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nelcincab Rawhubfas, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nelcincab Rawhubfas' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nelcincab Rawhubfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.