Pombadlip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, fussy eagle.

Pombadlip created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombadlip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pombadlip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pombadlip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pombadlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while unclean.

2. You must pray to Pombadlip nine times a day.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never wear magenta ear rings on sacred days.