Fatlatcungof is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient duck.

Fatlatcungof created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Fatlatcungof, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fatlatcungof, he will turn you into a goat.

Fatlatcungof's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fatlatcungof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Never allow dolphins to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always remove shirts before touching carbon.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.