Dodtailbon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful otter.

Dodtailbon created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodtailbon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dodtailbon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dodtailbon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dodtailbon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Dodtailbon loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

4. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

5. Never prepare peanuts during winter.