Wiktinzag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous troll.

Wiktinzag created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiktinzag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wiktinzag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wiktinzag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wiktinzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near aardvarks.

2. Always obey Wiktinzag's priests.

3. Never whisper while facing south.

4. You must love Wiktinzag.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.