Dibmadnat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sage dragonfly.

Dibmadnat created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibmadnat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dibmadnat, she will not invite you to parties.

Dibmadnat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dibmadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Dibmadnat on top of important buildings.