Zigquimyakbat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever raccoon.

Zigquimyakbat created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigquimyakbat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zigquimyakbat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zigquimyakbat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Zigquimyakbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to manatees while wearing violet shirts.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.