Raksitsad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unfair gnu.

Raksitsad created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raksitsad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Raksitsad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Raksitsad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Raksitsad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear red corsets on sacred days.

3. Raksitsad loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Raksitsad.

5. Do not kill dolphins.