Sidnelcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonourable monkey.

Sidnelcip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnelcip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sidnelcip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sidnelcip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sidnelcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during winter.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Never talk about nebulae.