Rownuttbap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy mouse.

Rownuttbap created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rownuttbap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rownuttbap, it will be very unhappy.

Rownuttbap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rownuttbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never paint your hands violet.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never think about dark matter near rats while wearing purple tights and balancing nine copper spheres on your head.