Farfasrill is a god.

He takes the form of a large, strong finch.

Farfasrill created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Farfasrill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farfasrill, he will curse you with boils.

Farfasrill's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Farfasrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never proclaim while facing north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help otters in need.