Sasnellken is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic otter.

Sasnellken created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnellken, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sasnellken, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sasnellken's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sasnellken's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts on days of mourning.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always remove coats before touching platinum.

4. Sasnellken must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.