Laklisttam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic unicorn.

Laklisttam created light two years ago.

If you believe in Laklisttam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Laklisttam, it will turn you into a tree.

Laklisttam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Laklisttam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Never stain your hands with pink.

5. Never pour water over plants.