Hubjaddublunhivabpag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous chinchilla.

Hubjaddublunhivabpag created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubjaddublunhivabpag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hubjaddublunhivabpag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hubjaddublunhivabpag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hubjaddublunhivabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hubjaddublunhivabpag.

2. Never wear turquoise corsets.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.