Vigzod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable walrus.

Vigzod created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigzod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vigzod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vigzod's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Never touch oil while blessed.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.