Bumpomxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet dragonfly.

Bumpomxuc created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumpomxuc, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bumpomxuc, she will think nothing of it.

Bumpomxuc's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bumpomxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing white shirts.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

5. You must pray to Bumpomxuc three times a day.