Nartbangofhubhanquamcud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent hare.

Nartbangofhubhanquamcud created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartbangofhubhanquamcud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nartbangofhubhanquamcud, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nartbangofhubhanquamcud's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nartbangofhubhanquamcud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nartbangofhubhanquamcud.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.