Sigbag Bellbam is a god.
It takes the form of a small, two-faced
sheep.
Sigbag Bellbam created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigbag Bellbam, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sigbag Bellbam, it will send you a sign.
Sigbag Bellbam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Sigbag Bellbam's Holy Commandments1. Remain standing during prayer.
2. Do not travel during spring.
3. Never feed lots of spinach to sheep while wearing indigo stockings.
4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Sigbag Bellbam.