Dancapdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish bee.

Dancapdoss created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dancapdoss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dancapdoss, she will cry a lot.

Dancapdoss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dancapdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while unclean.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.