Cutpomfed is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unselfish bird.

Cutpomfed created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutpomfed, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cutpomfed, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cutpomfed's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cutpomfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

5. Never wear shoes.