Danbifflam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered unicorn.

Danbifflam created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danbifflam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danbifflam, she will turn you into a rat.

Danbifflam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Danbifflam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Danbifflam on top of all buildings.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed cucumbers to snakes while wearing shoes.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.